And it came to pass, MOAT (Mother of all Things) did causeth the Duke of Rum to be inflicted with a DWCI (Driving Chariot While Intoxicated). In those days, this was a grave offense, even more grave due to the Duke’s position of great power as servant of the King.
And the King did seek to hideth the Duke’s crime from the peasants (taxpayers). And the Duke was summoned before Rudge Roody in a secret hearing. And Rudge Roody forbade the Duke from driving his own chariot for three weeks.
The Duke of Rum and his driver were cruising along a country road one night after leaving the tavern when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. The Duke told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.About 1 hour later the Duke sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn with lipstick smooches all over his face."What happened to you", asked the Duke.
Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his gorgeous 21 year old daughter ripped my clothes off and kissed me all over my body.
"My God, what did you tell them", asks the Duke of Rum.The driver replies, "I'm the Duke’s driver, and I just killed the pig out on the road"
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